Welcome to Rooney Ville

Welcome, welcome, welcome. And thank you for coming by Rooney Ville, home of my first blog. hehe... blog... I feel alien saying it... blog. Okay, that's enough. -blog-

First off, should anyone actually come across this blog, they shall wonder, what is a Rooney? I can't answer that. Oh, maybe I can... it is a name given to me by a long-time friend of mine, Gary Grant Morris, about fifteen years ago. (Yes, Grant, fifteen years) It started as Jickaroon (derived from my real name--Jack); it then stretched into Jickarooney; and as you can guess, I lost the Jick somewhere and never went back to find it. Granted, Grant is the only one to call me Rooney since he granted it to me, but I grant grant when grant the grant..... Uhhh.... what happened there? I think I lost conciousness, er somethin'. Better move on...

Now, why did I start this little spewage? Oh yeah, I was jealeous of you-know-who (the previously mentioned person I won't mention again) being able to express his opinion whenever he felt like it. I have an opinion, too. Albeit similar to his in most cases, it is still mine. I taught him everything he's forgotten. Wait, that didn't come out right. Am I obsessing? This must be what they meant by neurosis. I gotta quite drinking before I get on the internet. Better move on...

If you are still reading this I've either intrigued you, or you're one of those who watch bad movies all the way through hoping it will get better. Hopefully, it will. Better move on...

Too much to say in this first posting, so I can only ask that you try me another day. I may not have given you any reason to, but if you know me... you're scared not to.